that the main reason why I am single is because I didn’t send that chain message when I was 12
(Source: discovers, via lohanthony)
when u make a bad first impression on someone u wanted to become friends with
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i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork
(Source: sleep, via fake-mermaid)
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in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED
i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS
did you put water in the bowl
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Sometimes Jeff Davis sends you an email with the subject line “Tyler and Daniel bring the sexy” and then this is inside.
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